If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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