How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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