so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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