turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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