PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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