i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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