what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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