I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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