What a fucking waste of an outfit
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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