I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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