How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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