I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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