what's the vibe there?
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He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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