I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
thus making me awesome and them whores
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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