Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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