There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
