you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He literally asked permission to hit on me
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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