i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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