ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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