You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
When are your genitals available?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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