i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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