Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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