Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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