well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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