just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
no. you can't hotbox the world.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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