Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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