Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had