just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's