Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude i fell asleep inside of her

(1-248): View more from Michigan

thats awesome

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(515): View more from Iowa

She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.

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(302): View more from Delaware

then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay

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Hey there's a sandwich in there too!

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(647): View more from Ontario

You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party

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That was you...

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(701): View more from North Dakota

His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."

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