I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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