Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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