So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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