Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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