I hate all girls vehemently.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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