Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
that's an acceptable place to lick
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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