Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I think people are normalizing furries
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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