I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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