This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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