I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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