I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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