on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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