so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
