id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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