Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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