omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i just had sex bonerless
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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