a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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