Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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