wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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