You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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