I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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