It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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