i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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