Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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