fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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