I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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