Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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