dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I don't deserve a penis
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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