Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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