quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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